I had a nice reprieve from my MIL’s insanity. A whole 3 years. It was lovely while it lasted. But, the down-slide has begun, because my MIL’s Alzheimer’s is in full swing.
It’s not the official diagnosis. But I’m certain of it.
On Christmas Day, she asked 5 times when we wanted to eat dinner… in a span of 45 minutes. Each time she asked as if it was the first time it was coming up. We all played along.
This was not the first or only incident of her loss of short-term memory. That’s a whole other post. I don’t want to be cruel about it because it is a disease, but it’s hard to feel sympathy for someone that has been such a bitch for 20 years.
So, Christmas. We go to my in-law’s for dinner. It’s usually not the most festive. There’s a decorated tree and the table is set with antique china, crystal, silver and linen napkins. There might be a string of lights outside.
This year, there was a decorated tree.
That’s it.
This is notable because Christmas is the holiday of the year. I LOVE to decorate my house with lights, garland, nutcrackers, little Christmas trees, poinsettas…it feels like Christmas. Even the music is all Christmas, all the time.
On to dinner. Christmas dinner. The holiday of the year dinner. Right?
Well, I don’t eat red meat, so when my in-laws want to serve red meat, they make chicken for me and the dog. If you don’t know what this is about, read here. I am not complaining. As a few people have pointed out, at least I’m not eating just side dishes.
For Christmas dinner, she was cooking a roast beef. So naturally, I was getting chicken. It was a very thoughtful way to make me feel included on Christmas.
But it wasn’t just any chicken. Oh no.
It was rotisserie chicken from the grocery store.
You know the kind.
It sits in its plastic container looking tasty and homemade, but we all know it’s drier than dirt.
How do I know I’m having pre-made grocery store chicken?
Because when we arrived, it was conveniently sitting on the counter in the kitchen. There was no pretending that she roasted up this chicken. How hard would it have been to put it in a roasting pan and fake it? That’s what I would have done!
So as dinner time nears, she carries my plastic-housed Christmas chicken into the den where my husband and I are sitting and asks me if I want my chicken heated.
Ummm, what?
Do I want my holiday of the year dinner HOT?!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
I kind of laugh because I can’t fucking help myself and I can’t believe that she’s even asking, and say, “Yeah, that would be nice. Thanks.”
Seriously?
Seriously???
Any other day, I swear I would not care if I was eating cold, plastic-housed, grocery-store-made chicken. But Christmas dinner?
I looked at my husband and said, “Next year, we’re hosting. THAT right there, is just ridiculous!”
After that, we set the table with their faded, everyday plates, everyday silverware, mix-matched glasses and paper napkins.
Ahhhh, fancy Christmas dinner. Welcome back to my world.